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Game Summary - Game 41: Bruins @ Senators - Saturday Night's Alright for Lighting (Mups)

Saturday, December 28, 2013

by Chet Sellers Hey folks! Hope you've been having relaxing holidays so far; I ate so much fruitcake I had to have my stomach pumped,...

Photoshop Gameday Preview- Ottawa @ Boston

Friday, December 27, 2013

by Capital Gains It's game day! The Christmas break is over for the Senators and they're back in action tonight to take on the Bo...

SensMotB - Dec. 23 vs. Pittsburgh: $2,250 raised!

Thursday, December 26, 2013

by Bonk's Mullet The 5-0 Sens win over the Pittsburgh Penguins was a great success for the team as well as the start of the 2013-20...

A Senators Christmas Carol

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

by Chet Sellers It was three days before Christmas, and I was in a foul mood. The Senators had dropped their third in a row, this time to...

Game Summary - Game 38: Coyotes vs. Senators - Game Pre-Cap

Saturday, December 21, 2013

by Chet Sellers Folks, we’re going to try something a little different this weekend. It’s Saturday, which means the Phoenix Coyotes are i...

Game Summary: Game 36 - Ottawa has a Devil of a time in Jersey

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

by Bonk's Mullet On Wednesday night, the Ottawa Senators looked to build on their impressive winning streak of one game. I'll def...

Game Summary - Game 35: Ottawa plays the Blues, but fans leave happy

Monday, December 16, 2013

By Luke Peristy Tonight, the Ottawa Senators play the St. Louis Blues, and in the greatest of all Ottawa traditions, much of the pregam...

Game Summary - Game 34: "Goodbye Mr. Anderson" - Kings smack the Sens 5-2

Saturday, December 14, 2013

by Bonk's Mullet Good evening Sens fans! It's Saturday in December, so it's time to light a fire, get some hot cocoa, gather ...

Photoshop Battle - Eric Gryba fights Cody McCormick...sort of

Thursday, December 12, 2013

by the Bonk's Mullet Staff Earlier this evening, Eric Gryba tried to fight Cody McCormick. This was the result... Woops pic.twitte...

Game Summary - Game 33: Ottawa coasts past Buffalo on the back of Anderson

Thursday, December 12, 2013

By Luke Peristy For the second straight game, the Ottawa Senators are facing the Buffalo Sabres. Unlike their last meeting, however, Ot...

Photoshop Gameday Preview- Buffalo @ Ottawa

Thursday, December 12, 2013

by Capital Gains It's game day! The Senators are back in Ottawa to take on the Sabres again , trying to bounce back from their loss ...

Game Summary - Game 32: Senators @ Sabres - Buffalo Down Dirty Shame

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

by Chet Sellers One of the mantras Senators fans have repeated to themselves over the course of this disappointing season is, "We...

Game Summary - Game 31: Ottawa Beats Philly in Shootout, Restores Hope

Monday, December 09, 2013

By Luke Peristy It's time. We knew that after Ray Emery's girlfriend Keshia Chanté went after Robin Lehner on Twitter , it wa...

Game Summary - Game 30: Leafs @ Sens or Guess Who's Coming To Dinner...

Saturday, December 07, 2013

By Luke Peristy Leafs fans: we all know them. They are everywhere. Some of them might be your friends. Some of them might be family. Eve...

A Brief History of the Battle of Ontario

Friday, December 06, 2013

by Chet Sellers If the Senators actually have a home game this Saturday night, it must mean the Leafs are in town. Tomorrow's game ...

Game Summary - Game 29: Senators @ Lightning - Going Back to Tampa

Thursday, December 05, 2013

by Chet Sellers Tampa . For as long as Ottawa has had a hockey team, Tampa has been its evil twin. Like Romulus and Remus, the Senators a...

Ottawa Senators Off-Ice Power Rankings - December 2013

Wednesday, December 04, 2013

by Chet Sellers After a boisterous off-season and start to the year, the Senators kept it pretty quiet on social media during the mont...

Game Summary - Senators Shine 4-2 over the Panthers

Tuesday, December 03, 2013

by Bonk's Mullet (with images from Kevin and Gains) It's been a cold few months in Ottawa. After losing twice in a row to Vanco...

Photoshop Gameday Preview- Ottawa @ Florida

Tuesday, December 03, 2013

by Capital Gains It's game day! The Ottawa Senators are in Miami to face the Florida Panthers tonight. Coming off an emotional loss ...

Game Summary - Game 27: Red Wings vs. Senators - I'm Coming Home Again

Sunday, December 01, 2013

by Bonk's Mullet and Chet Sellers They say you can never go home again. Well, that's not technically true; you can go home again,...

Since U Been Gone - Daniel Alfredsson Edition

Friday, November 29, 2013

by Matt Mostrey and the Bonk's Mullet Staff You never know how people will react in emotionally-stressful situations. In late October...

Tweets of the Week - Week 7

Thursday, November 28, 2013

by the Bonk's Mullet Staff Folks, we've got good news and bad news for you today. The bad news is that we're all going to th...

Game Summary - Game 25: Senators @ Capitals - Meet the Washington Capitals

Thursday, November 28, 2013

by Chet Sellers We like to have fun here at bonksmullet.com, but sometimes we forget the real objective of this site - education. Take to...

Designs Considered for the Ottawa Senators Heritage Classic Jersey

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

by the Bonk's Mullet Staff Lost in the madness of Rogers buying the rights to broadcast every hockey game for the rest of time is the...

Game Summary: Game 24 - Senators and Hurricanes do sports and it was bad

Sunday, November 24, 2013

by Bonk's Mullet Coming off a big win on Hockey Night in Canada against a division rival in Detroit, Sunday's 5 PM start against ...

Game Summary - Game 23: Senators @ Red Wings - 5-on-3 Night

Saturday, November 23, 2013

by Chet Sellers Folks, ordinarily it's not too hard to find a storyline for a Senators game, no matter who the opponent is. Leafs or ...

Game Summary: Game 22 - Sens Lose to Wild, Heatley Scores, Hockey is Dumb

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

By Luke Peristy Tonight's hockey game in Ottawa featured a team on the second night of back-to-back games fresh off a humiliating a...

Weekly Sens Tweets of the Week - Week 6th Week

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

by the Bonk's Mullet Staff It may seem like a strange decision to post a "tweets of the week" post on a Wednesday, but it f...

Game Summary: Game 21 - Senators @ Flyers - More Like FRAUD Street Bullies

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

by Chet Sellers Nobody knows anything. Exactly one week ago, the Senators, riding a three-game win streak, faced the struggling Philadelp...

Photoshop Game Day Preview- Ottawa @ Philadelphia

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

by Capital Gains and Bonk's Mullet It's game day! The Ottawa Senators are in Philadelphia to take on the Flyers tonight. The Sens...

Game Summary: Game 20 - Ottawa loses 4-1 to Bob Rossky

Sunday, November 17, 2013

by Bonk's Mullet Bob Rossky Why hello there my pretty little readers. If you're new to the program, I'm Bob Rossky, the num...

Photoshop Game Day Preview- Columbus @ Ottawa

Sunday, November 17, 2013

by Capital Gains Following a 4-2 win against the Boston Bruins, the Senators are looking to build on their success against the Columbus B...

Game Summary - Game 19: Senators Secondary Scoring Spurs Success Over Boston

Friday, November 15, 2013

By Luke Peristy Remember this past Tuesday afternoon? I do. It was a time filled with hope, and promise, and the opportunity for the...

Photoshop Game Day Preview: Boston @ Ottawa

Friday, November 15, 2013

by Kevin Lee Coming off a severe beating by Keshia Chanté the Philadelphia Flyers, the Ottawa Senators look to rebound against the Easte...

Robin Lehner vs. Keshia Chanté

Thursday, November 14, 2013

by the Bonk's Mullet Staff The internet is a powerful tool that allows us to do incredible things. It allows family members on opposi...

Game Summary - Game 18: Senators vs. Flyers - Orange is the New . . . Crap

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

by Chet Sellers I don't know what it is about the Flyers, man. I don't know if it's their aggressive, hunting-jacket orange u...

Sens Tweets of the Week: Week 5

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

by the Bonk's Mullet Staff Here are all of your previous Tweets of the Week . Week 5 was a complete 180 degree turn for the Otta...

Photoshop Game Day Preview: Philadelphia @ Ottawa

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

by Capital Gains Editor's Note: Please welcome Capital Gains as the 5th official member of the BonksMullet.com crew. Gains was scoope...

Ottawa Senators Halloween Power Rankings - November 2013

Monday, November 11, 2013

by Chet Sellers What's this? BONUS power rankings? In the second week of November? About Halloween costumes? Hey man, I don't c...

Game Summary: Sens beat Tim Thomas and the Panthers in only 2 minutes

Saturday, November 09, 2013

by Bonk's Mullet A quick glance at Luke Peristy's Eight Types of Ottawa Senators Home Games tells us that Saturday afternoon...

The Eight Types of Ottawa Senators Home Games

Friday, November 08, 2013

By Luke Peristy I'm a guy who likes to keep his ear to the ground where the Ottawa Senators are concerned, and lately I've bee...

Game Summary by Robin Lehner: Robin Lehner beats Montreal #LehnerFacts

Thursday, November 07, 2013

by Bonk's Mullet Robin Lehner Hello little persons. I have taken over Bonk blog for tonight. This will teach them lesson for having ...

Photoshop Game Day Preview - Montreal returns to Ottawa

Thursday, November 07, 2013

By Kevin Lee Thursday's game marks the first time the Ottawa Senators and Montreal Canadiens will meet since the playoff massacre la...

Game Summary - Game 15: Senators vs. Blue Jackets - Lehner vs. Lumbus

Tuesday, November 05, 2013

by Chet Sellers Folks, if you're like me, the thing you probably missed the most during last year's lockout-shortened season was ...

Sens Tweets of the Week: Week 4

Tuesday, November 05, 2013

by the Bonk's Mullet staff It was an ugly week for the Senators. The team blew two goal leads two games in a row, and capped the week...

Ottawa Senators Off-Ice Power Rankings - November 2013

Monday, November 04, 2013

by Chet Sellers It's November! And that means that, after months of compiling off-season power rankings, we got to watch the Senato...

Game Summary - Game 14: When you wish upon a shootout loss to the Stars

Sunday, November 03, 2013

by Bonk's Mullet Sunday's game against the Stars was a microcosm of the entire Ottawa Senators season so far. The game featured...

Game Summary - Game 13: Islanders vs. Senators - Dream of Kanatransmutation

Friday, November 01, 2013

by Chet Sellers Folks, my Word-of-the-Day calendar says today is November 1, which means it's time to "transmute" (verb; &q...

The Bonk's Mullet Advanced Stats Series - Part 2

Friday, November 01, 2013

By Luke Peristy Depending on where you like to get your hockey news from, it's possible you may have heard of newfangled hockey stat...

The Ottawa Senators Halloween Costume Party

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Guest post by Capital Gains (Ghostwritten by Bonk's Mullet) Happy Halloween Sens fans! We've got something special for you tod...

Game Summary - Game 12: Sens blow lead, game; lose 6-5 to Chicago

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

By Luke Peristy Over this past weekend, the Ottawa Senators lost at home to some of the best Western Conference teams, which was a nice ...

Ottawa's "Players Only" Meeting: The Secret Transcript

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

By Luke Peristy Yesterday, the captain of YOUR Ottawa Senators, Jason Spezza, called a "Players Only" meeting prior to practi...

Sens Tweets of the Week: Week 3

Monday, October 28, 2013

by the Bonk's Mullet staff It was a great week for Sens fans if you ignore every game except the Detroit one, so we've largely don...

Game Summary - Game 11: Senators vs. Sharks in Haiku form

Sunday, October 27, 2013

by Bonk's Mullet The Sens "played" the Sharks on Sunday afternoon in a game that experts described as "bad." The...

Game Summary - Game 10: Senators vs. Ducks

Friday, October 25, 2013

By Luke Peristy What a difference one game makes. Six days ago, Sens fans were lamenting a team that looked listless and uninspired and...

Game Summary - Game 9: Senators vs. Red Wings - Cinéma Vérité

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

by Chet Sellers We're going to try something a little different with the recap tonight, folks. We've had our say about what toni...

Radekal Thinking - Detroit Talk City

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

by the Bonk's Mullet Staff Bonk's Mullet dot com: No necks allowed. Chet Sellers : I'm calling our first roundtable t...

#AskMullet Monday: Eye Surgery Edition

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

by Bonk's Mullet I had my second round of eye surgery done today to repair holes in my retinas, which went much better than Ottawa&...

Sens Tweets of the Week: Week 2

Monday, October 21, 2013

by Bonk's Mullet Staff Our second edition of "Tweets of the Week" spans from October 12th to October 19th. "But that&#...

Game Summary: Game 8 - Ottawa smokes a Dubnyk but loses 3-1 to Edmonton

Sunday, October 20, 2013

by Bonk's Mullet Ottawa came into Saturday afternoon's game looking to extend their winning streak to three games, while Edmont...

The Bonk's Mullet Advanced Stats Series - Part 1

Friday, October 18, 2013

by Chet Sellers How often do you find yourself talking to a stranger in a doctor’s waiting room, and the subject turns to your favourite ...

(Temporary) Game Summary: Game 7 - Sens beat Senior Citizens 5-2

Thursday, October 17, 2013

by Bonk's Mullet After a grueling road trip out west, the Ottawa Senators finally made their home debut back at Palladium Tire Place. ...

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