Heritage Committee asks Sens to reconsider downtown move
Thursday, December 17, 2015
by Joe Boughner ( @McLlwainsWorld ) With this week's news that both bids for the redevelopment of Lebreton Flats include an NHL-sized...
Five great tips for new Senators fans
Wednesday, December 16, 2015
by Rob Poirier (@RobFeature) Nobody likes bandwagon fans. That's a fact. Have you been to see the Blackhawks play at the CTC la...
Cameron announces risk-free lineup
Thursday, December 10, 2015
by Mike Wheeler ( @TheMikeWheeler ) Ottawa Senators head coach Dave Cameron has come under fire lately for some player usage decision...
#TBT The worst draft pick in Senators history
Thursday, November 19, 2015
by Joe Boughner ( @McLlwainsWorld ) We're rolling out a new segment (that, like most of our recurring segments, will never be seen ag...
Senators coach explains lineup choices
Tuesday, November 17, 2015
by Rob Poirier (@RobFeature) Cameron takes questions from legitimate media outlets, including RBM ( @Gerv_Rebrand ) If Dave Cameron ...
bRian's Bodycheckz Episode #2- Insight into Curtis Lazar's Smile
Thursday, November 05, 2015
by bRian Featuring special guest Gary, we dissect the first month of the Senators season. Our Hockey Insider even reveals the source o...
Ryan helps Senators snap losing skid
Saturday, October 31, 2015
by Rob Poirier (@RobFeature) The Ottawa Senators didn't get off to the start that many thought they would. Fans were hopeful that th...
Lazar "pretty excited" for upcoming stint on the IR
Wednesday, October 28, 2015
by Joe Boughner ( @McLlwainsWorld ) OTTAWA - It seems that not even a trip to the infirmary can wipe the smile from the face of Ottawa Se...
Senators to debut Stephen Harper mascot
Saturday, October 24, 2015
by Rob Poirier (@RobFeature) The Ottawa Senators are coming off a summer in which they spent $15M enhancing the fan experience at Canadi...
BRIEF: Ruutu plays down homecoming narrative
Thursday, October 22, 2015
by Joe Boughner ( @McLlwainsWorld ) @Gerv_Rebrand had this file photo of Ruutu on hand, for some reason OTTAWA - Former Ottawa Sena...
Sens' marketing team "a bit ticked" at election headline puns
Tuesday, October 20, 2015
by Joe Boughner ( @McLlwainsWorld ) OTTAWA - A frustrated marketing team met at the Canadian Tire Centre this morning for what unnamed in...
FAVE FIVE: The greatest moments in Sens/Pens history
Thursday, October 15, 2015
by Rob Poirier (@RobFeature) Welcome to the inaugural edition of FAVE FIVE, a series where I take a look at what I consider to be the fi...
Leeder excited for opener, wonders "could we have paved more stuff?"
Friday, October 09, 2015
by Joe Boughner ( @McLlwainsWorld ) OTTAWA - With the puck set to drop on the home opener this weekend, Ottawa Senators President Cyril L...
Lehner treating Senators like 'any other team'
Thursday, October 08, 2015
by Rob Poirier (@RobFeature) BUFFALO, NY - As we were funneled into the Buffalo Sabres' dressing room this morning, it was difficult...
Sens Friends! #003
Wednesday, October 07, 2015
by Mike Wheeler Go without the flow! (Click on the image for a slightly larger version!)
bRian's Bodycheckz - Episode 1 - 2016 Senators Season Preview
Wednesday, October 07, 2015
by bRian Good evening Sens fans. I knew being a sports anchor was my calling, even at the tender age of 3. As you will witness, my first...
#MyFirstTicket Story - That time I got hit by a puck
Tuesday, October 06, 2015
by Bonk's Mullet Hey folks! The charity I work for, Kids Up Front Calgary ( kidsupfrontcalgary.com ) is launching a social media ca...
Greening: "It's time to make Binghamton great again"
Monday, October 05, 2015
by Capital Gains As anticipated by many, Colin Greening cleared waivers and is on his way back to the AHL. Greening, who is already ...
Senators desperate to emulate success of rival Maple Leafs
Wednesday, September 30, 2015
by Rob Poirier (@RobFeature) For a very long time, the Toronto Maple Leafs have been the laughing stock of the NHL. But no more. At leas...
BREAKING: NHL pondering a pivot; not being "tone deaf shitbags"
Friday, September 25, 2015
by Joe Boughner ( @McLlwainsWorld ) Documents uncovered by the RBM research crew show that senior brass within NHL headquarters are consi...
Sens Friends! #002
Thursday, September 24, 2015
by Mike Wheeler It's time to sit back, relax, make yourself comfortable, grab a drink, check your texts, pet your cat, find your keys...
Cowen 'ready' for the most important season of his career
Tuesday, September 22, 2015
by Rob Poirier (@RobFeature) This past week saw training camp begin for Ottawa Senators players, and while most returned with fond memor...
Organization with low self-esteem welcomes back man who abandoned them
Friday, September 18, 2015
by Mike Wheeler ( @TheMikeWheeler ) The Ottawa Senators held a press conference Friday to announce the hiring of former Senator and...
EXCLUSIVE: Stan Neckar "getting a little tired" of waiting on the Sens
Thursday, September 17, 2015
He played two games in that playoff run. Two games. by Joe Boughner ( @McLlwainsWorld ) CESKE BUDEJOVICE, CZECH REPUBLIC: Former Ott...
REVIEW: EA Sports' NHL 16
Tuesday, September 15, 2015
by Rob Poirier (@RobFeature) Today is a day that many hockey fans circle on their calendars each year. It is one of the sure signs that ...
Phillips: "I'm feeling better every day, please stop trying to retire my number."
Monday, September 14, 2015
by Mike Wheeler ( @TheMikeWheeler ) While most of the Ottawa Senators prepare for training camp, veteran defenceman Chris Phill...
Lazar "named" assistant captain in emotional, awkward lakeside ceremony
Thursday, September 10, 2015
by Joe Boughner The leadership core of the Ottawa Senators took an unexpected youthful turn yesterday, in a hastily-assembled lakeside ce...
Sens Friends! #001
Tuesday, September 08, 2015
by Mike Wheeler Hey folks! I'm very proud to introduce this super-exciting, critically unacclaimed weekly (?) Sens webcomic series...
Ranking the Autographs of the Ottawa Senators
Sunday, September 06, 2015
By Kevin Lee We here at Bonk's Mullet always strive to bring you the most relevant and in depth news when it comes to the Ottawa Sena...
Bloggers Wanted: Please Write For Our Dumb Website
Thursday, September 03, 2015
by Bonk's Mullet Hey folks! Hope you've had a great summer. I'll be honest with you. After the loss of David Legwand, we co...
Inspired by Andrew Hammond, Leafs’ Bernier Set to Debut New Mask
Wednesday, September 02, 2015
By Rob Poirier Ever since Jacques Plante first slipped on his iconic mask in 1959, the headwear of NHL goalies has been a topic of much d...
BREAKING: Bonk's Mullet signs bRian5or6 to a long-term blogging deal
Friday, August 14, 2015
by Bonk's Mullet and bRian5or6 Hi everyone. Mullet here. It's been a long and quiet summer here at Bonk's Mullet, but we have...
Mike Wheeler's Official 2015 NHL Entry Draft Rankings
Thursday, June 25, 2015
by Head of RBM Scouting, Mike Wheeler and Junior Vice President of Hockey Operations, Bonk's Mullet with graphics by Capital Gain...
EXCLUSIVE: What Hammond will say if he wins the Masterton
Wednesday, June 24, 2015
by Joe Boughner The Masterton trophy in all of its glory. Nah, just kidding, this is the Lady Byng. Admit it, you didn't know. ...
Garbage bag day for the RBM crew
Monday, May 04, 2015
by an actual journalist, let's say With the last of the formal events of the Ottawa Senators' season slipping into the rearview, ...
How to Cost the Sens a Game
Thursday, April 30, 2015
by Capital Gains The last tutorial of the season teaches you 3 different ways to make the Sens lose a game, using Photoshop! See you all ...
Guest Post: Subban vows to shoot harder, turtle farther in game 6
Sunday, April 26, 2015
By Rob Poirier The Ottawa Senators added another chapter to their Cinderella story last night with a decisive victory over the Montreal C...
Sens and Habs fans agree to disagree, focus on what matters
Wednesday, April 15, 2015
by Joe Boughner OTTAWA (Canadian Press) - In a surprising turn of events, the collective fan bases of the Canada's eastern conferenc...
The Official Bonk's Mullet Funny Playoff Roundable With Jokes
Wednesday, April 15, 2015
by Unpaid Interns DID SOMEBODY SAY ROUNDTABLE? You wanted it! (Hopefully) And you got it! (Sort of) A table so round, it's basicall...
Sens just a "Stone's throw" away from playoffs
Thursday, April 09, 2015
by Mike Wheeler (words) and Capital Gains (photos) Mark Stone celebrates his overtime-winning goal, is pelted by stones. All photos ...
The Week Ahead: The "I was told there'd be no math" edition
Tuesday, April 07, 2015
by Joe Boughner and Mike Wheeler God. Damn. Toronto. God. Damn. Maple. God. Damn. Leafs. The Wings and Pens opened the door and rather th...
How to Make Curtis Lazar Sad in Photoshop
Wednesday, April 01, 2015
by Capital Gains Have you ever seen Curtis Lazar sad? Me either! Today I'm going to do the unthinkable and teach all of you how to ma...
The Week Ahead: The blame game edition
Tuesday, March 31, 2015
by BatMike Wheeler and Joe BoyWonder A few short weeks ago the biggest divide in Sensland was #TeamTank vs. #TeamAntiTank. It seemed pett...
FUTURE NEWS: Ottawa loses NHL franchise due to Sens Mile curse
Sunday, March 29, 2015
by Mike Wheeler July 17, 2020 The Ottawa Senators are no more. The league made it official on Saturday morning that the city of ...
The Week Ahead: The "2 points is 2 points" edition
Monday, March 23, 2015
by Joe Boughner And they agreed to never speak of that Leafs game again. On to the preview! Last week's record 3-0-0 Th...
How to Make Andrew Hammond The Hamburglar in Photoshop
Tuesday, March 17, 2015
by Capital Gains It was only a matter of time before making a tutorial involving Andrew Hammond. Here is how you can turn Hammond into Th...
The Week Ahead: The Don't Stop Believin' Edition
Monday, March 16, 2015
by Joe Boughner Despite losing a must-win game against those stupid jerky faces from Boston, the Sens are still hanging around in the pl...
How to put Sleeves on Marc Methot in Photoshop
Friday, March 13, 2015
by Capital Gains Have you ever wondered what Marc Methot looks like wearing something else other than a tank top? Today is your lucky day...
The Week Ahead: Yes we're still doing these edition
Tuesday, March 10, 2015
by Joe Boughner, George Marshall and Bring Back Lee Hello friends. When we last spoke in this moderately-amusing and occasionally-consi...
Phillips blasts media for criticizing "whoever it is they keep calling old and bad"
Wednesday, March 04, 2015
by Mike Wheeler Chris Phillips airs his grievances with the media. Ottawa Senators defenceman Chris Phillips confronted the loca...
The Official Bonk's Mullet Ottawa Senators Trade Deadline Day Live Blog
Monday, March 02, 2015
by Bonk's Mullet 11:59 PM EST: Turn back. 1:04 PM EST: Still nothing. 3:08 PM EST: Didn't trade for Chris Stewart. 3:25 PM ...
Sens-Sharks Preview: Hammond is Elite
Saturday, February 28, 2015
By Bonk's Mullet Hey folks! I wrote a Sens-Sharks preview over at Battle of California. Read it here. Enjoy the game!
David Legwand Photoshop Tutorial
Friday, February 27, 2015
by Capital Gains One of the most frequently asked questions I get on twitter, from my family, and even from the cab driver that drove me ...
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