The Official Bonk's Mullet Ottawa Senators Trade Deadline Day Live Blog

by Bonk's Mullet

11:59 PM EST: Turn back.

1:04 PM EST: Still nothing.

3:08 PM EST: Didn't trade for Chris Stewart.

3:25 PM EST: The letter I sent to Bryan Murray in the style of Jordyn Leopold's didn't work.

3:30 PM EST: Bryan Murray reports that nobody wanted the crappy players we also didn't want.