by Mike Wheeler
"I haven't read any of these things myself - I don't have a computer - but I hear things, and it's not right." The veteran defenceman went on to explain that the Ottawa Senators are actually a pretty young team, "so unless these comments are directed at Neil or Legwand or something, I think it's pretty inaccurate."
Philips, still not getting it, continued, "I'm sick of the media just throwing around blanket statements and saying that the whole team has outstayed their welcome and are completely untradable despite secretly wanting to leave. Also, you guys keep saying this team can no longer effectively play defence in the National Hockey League, and it's just not true. It's just not fair to say that about, I assume, all of our players."
Feeling awkward and embarrassed, most of the media slowly wandered away. Phillips pressed on, "I've heard some things being said about an old, bad player who got a pretty generous contract - again, I missed who they were talking about - but I'm just fed up with it. And I can only assume it's about Chris Neil. Is it his fault we're winning? No. Did he build this team? No. Did he contribute to our recent success in any measurable way? No. But he tries his best and he is my friend, so I don't like it when you are mean to him."