How the Euge Stole Christmas Thursday, December 25, 2014 by Dr. Bonk's Mullet Every Sens fan in O-Town liked winning a lot... But the Euge, who lived way south of O-Town, did NOT! The...
'Twas the Night Before Christmas Wednesday, December 24, 2014 by Steve On Sens 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the parking lot Not a player was fist pumping, not even Methot ...
Holidays with the Sens Tuesday, December 23, 2014 by Capital Gains Happy holidays, everyone! The Sens have the next 4 days off to celebrate the holidays with their friends and families. H...
LEAKED: Senators' Anti-Mumps Action Plan Friday, December 19, 2014 by Joe Boughner The Great Mumps Outbreak of 2014 has taken the NHL by storm. And not like an awesome storm with lots of cool lightning bu...
Lazar Defends Phillips Household from Burglary Wednesday, December 17, 2014 by Mike Wheeler Photo courtesy of Matty Go Sens . Curtis Lazar is once again being praised for his heroism this week, but this ...
It Could Be Worse: You Could Be Forced To Suck Up To Eugene Melnyk Friday, December 12, 2014 By George Marshall "I am Eugene, King of the trashpile!" Courtesy: Matty Go Sens Arguably one of my favourite things abou...
Senators announce hiring of new new head coach: the Paul MacLean lookalike Thursday, December 11, 2014 by Mike Wheeler Paul MacLean's doppelgänger takes to the ice for his first practice as the head coach of the Senators. The...
Daniel Alfredsson: A Careertrospective Thursday, December 04, 2014 by Bonk and his Mullets After Daniel Alfredsson's press conference today, we thought it would be nice to cover some of Alfie's...
LEAKED: First-draft script for the Alfie tribute Wednesday, December 03, 2014 by Joe Boughner Heading to the Alfie tribute game on December 4? Here's a sneak peek at what you might be able to expect. My source t...
Week 9 Preview: Another standard week here in Sens land Tuesday, December 02, 2014 by a Limited Number of Monkeys Sharing a Limited Number of Typewriters Another week, another slate of games. We're in the doldrums h...
It Could Be Worse: You Could Be A Sharks Fan (Because I'm tired of talking about the Oilers) Friday, November 28, 2014 By George Marshall I started this column with the goal of writing about a team that had a particularly rough couple of weeks. I knew that...
Report: Alfredsson Signs One Day Contract to Retire as a New York Islander Thursday, November 27, 2014 by Mike Wheeler The newest member of the New York Islanders, Daniel Alfredsson, announces his retirement. Photo courtesy of Matty Go...
Week 8 Preview: Who plays hockey on Mondays? Tuesday, November 25, 2014 by Bonkie Bonk and the Mullets - Motown's hottest new doo-wop crew Ok first of all, Monday Night Hockey? Come on, "Hockeytown....
Week 7 Preview: There's Only Two Games So This Was Fairly Easy To Write Thursday, November 20, 2014 by Capital Gains and Bonk's Mullet The Sens are finally back in action this week after having a lengthy four day break. After going 1...
Methot extension talks stall due to "sleeveless jersey" demands Tuesday, November 18, 2014 by Mike Wheeler Marc Methot looking good in his new jersey. Photo courtesy of Matty Go Sens . The Ottawa Senators are in the mid...
It Could Be Worse: You Could Be A Blue Jackets Fan Friday, November 14, 2014 by George Marshall When we look at the bottom of the Eastern Conference Standings there are no surprises. We see Buffalo, then we see Car...
Too Many Cookes (Sens Parody) Wednesday, November 12, 2014 by Capital Gains Just when you thought you finally got the " Too Many Cooks " theme song out of your head, we go and make this....
Week 6 Preview: Pretend we made a clever Pet Shop Boys pun here Tuesday, November 11, 2014 by Dr. Flappy and the Sunshine Sextet It's been said that life is peaceful there, in the open air where the skies are blue. So afte...
#SensMotB: Sens and Leafs Sunday, November 09, 2014 by Bonk's Mullet In honour of Cpl. Nathan Cirillo, whose life was taken in Ottawa on October 22, 2014, we will hold another Sens Mo...
Sens Money on the Board: Canadian Forces Appreciation Night Friday, November 07, 2014 by Bonk's Mullet In reaction to the shootings in Ottawa on October 22nd, the first Sens Money on the Board of the 2014-2015 season ...
LEAKED: What the dads thought of their road trip Wednesday, November 05, 2014 by Joe Boughner There are perks to living within view of the Canadian Tire Centre. First and foremost, of course, is the ability to walk ...
Week 5 Preview - Woah That's A Lot of Games This Week Tuesday, November 04, 2014 By: Chris Introduction After a decent week that saw the Sens beat Columbus, pick up the loser point against a dominant Blackhawks team,...
"Finally, we can clap and smile!" New supporter section an overwhelming success Tuesday, November 04, 2014 by Mike Wheeler Fans who have come to love Sparty's "Fan Silencing" routines may be in for a bit of a surprise this s...
The Annual Ottawa Senators Halloween Costume Party: The Costume Contest Friday, October 31, 2014 by Capital Gains It's Halloween! The Ottawa Senators held their annual Halloween party last night following their shootout loss to th...
It Could Be Worse: You Could Be A Red Wings Fan? Thursday, October 30, 2014 by George Marshall (photos by Matty Go Sens) Well not really. Being a Wings fan looks pretty great. Like the Senators but with less tra...
Week 4 Preview: Didn't We Just Play These Guys? Tuesday, October 28, 2014 by The Boys From The Blog After losing both games last week (including one ASTRONOMICALLY, INTER-PLANETARILY EXCITING game the New Jerse...
New CTC lights "too bright" Tuesday, October 28, 2014 by Mike Wheeler Bobby Ryan (white guy in the middle) is rendered nearly invisible under the new LED lighting. Senators fans headi...