Friday, October 31, 2014

The Annual Ottawa Senators Halloween Costume Party: The Costume Contest

by Capital Gains


It's Halloween! The Ottawa Senators held their annual Halloween party last night following their shootout loss to the Chicago Blackhawks. Like any good Halloween party, the Sens held a contest to determine who wore the best costume to the party. The person or group of people with the highest score was crowned the victor and given a prize personally selected by Eugene Melnyk**. The scoring was split up into two categories:

Costume Creativeness: Between 0 and 10 points
Costume Scariness: Between 0 and 10 points

Judges: Paul MacLean, Bryan Murray, and Eugene Melnyk.


I hope someone dressed as a giant pen to sign Murray's contract offer.

#15: Curtis Lazar as a Pumpkin

Costume Creativeness: 6/10 Costume Scariness: 0/10 Total Score: 6/20
"Wow, it's been like, 3 years since I've gone trick-or-treating. Doesn't time just fly by? Guys!?"

    #14: Zack Smith as the Crocodile Hunter

    Costume Creativeness: 6/10 Costume Scariness: 2/10 Total Score: 8/20
    "I haven't grappled with something this slimy since I played against Matt Cooke.”

      #13: Kyle Turris as Grimace

      Costume Creativeness: 6/10 Costume Scariness: 4/10 Total Score: 10/20
      This is what happens when you have too much blueberry cheesecake.

        #12: Erik Karlsson as Dog the Bounty Hunter

        Costume Creativeness: 8/10 Costume Scariness: 3/10 Total Score: 11/20
        "Karl the Corsi hunter."

          #11: Clarke MacArthur and Bobby Ryan as Trapeze Artists

          Costume Creativeness: 8/10 Costume Scariness: 4/10 Total Score: 12/20
          This was actually Jason Spezza's idea last year, but everyone was afraid he would drop them.

            #10: Marc Methot as a Pen

            Costume Creativeness: 10/10 Costume Scariness: 4/10 Total Score: 14/20
            When Erik Karlsson said he was looking forward to new ink, I guess this is what he meant.

              #9: Craig Anderson as Mr. Clean

              Costume Creativeness: 9/10 Costume Scariness: 5/10 Total Score: 14/20
              May your counters be as squeaky clean as the scoresheet!

                #8: Colin Greening as The Mask

                Costume Creativeness: 8/10 Costume Scariness: 7/10 Total Score: 15/20
                "Somebody stop me!" /is benched forever

                  #7: Erik Karlsson as Captain Crunch

                  Costume Creativeness: 10/10 Costume Scariness: 5/10 Total Score: 15/20
                  "He's got the puck skills for offense, the stick skills for defense, and he stays awesome, even with Cowen."

                    #6: Craig Anderson, Mika Zibanejad and Erik Condra as Mr. Freeze, The Riddler and Two-Face

                    Costume Creativeness: 9/10 Costume Scariness: 6/10 Total Score: 15/20
                    Kyle Turris picked a good year not to wear his Batman costume.

                      #5: Mike Hoffman, Mark Borowiecki and Alex Chiasson as a Ninja Turtles

                      Costume Creativeness: 9/10 Costume Scariness: 6/10 Total Score: 15/20
                      "Hey, nice costume Mr. Chiasson! Let me guess...uh...Jason Spezza? And Boro you...didn't wear a costume. For shame."

                        #4: Kyle Turris, Chris Neil, Patrick Wiercioch and Mark Stone as the cast of Frozen

                        Costume Creativeness: 9/10 Costume Scariness: 7/10 Total Score: 16/20
                        The only The best Another NHL team to wear these costumes this year.

                          #3: Cody Ceci, Chris Phillips and Jared Cowen as Obi-Wan Kenobi, Qui-Gon Jinn and Jar Jar Binks

                          Costume Creativeness: 10/10 Costume Scariness: 6/10 Total Score: 16/20
                          Ceci: "Master Karlsson says I should be mindful of the future." Phillips: "The ability to point does not make you Captain." Cowen: "Yousa think I'm a bad defenseman?

                            #2: Chris Phillips, Milan Michalek, David Legwand and Eric Gryba as Chippendales' Dancers

                            Costume Creativeness: 9/10 Costume Scariness: 11/10 Total Score: 20/20
                            This wasn't what the team expected to get when asking Phillips to bring his Big Rig 6-Pack.

                              #1: Robin Lehner as Robin Lehner

                              Costume Creativeness: 0/10 Costume Scariness: 25/10 Total Score: 25/20
                              That's one scary costume.

                                Special Thanks To:

                                @FrankWoods77, CF8MP, MG, @GabrielleMari_, @Sheer_Craziness, @Huge_Sensfan, @ThatSensFan, @jmikelittle, @MrsOsSens, @PanofSCU, @liamspicer14, @murray_robb, @PuckedOver, @C_Rorris, @Sens_Army_, and everyone else who submitted an idea but forgot to include their name/twitter handle. Although we didn't use all of your suggestions, we couldn't have made this post without you! Happy Halloween, everyone!

                                **The prize was two of those blackish brown candies in the orange wrappers. Thanks a lot, Eugene.
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