by Bonk's Mullet
If you're a soccer die-hard like me, watching every match you can get your hands on (Euro and the World Cup), you're going to spend your next month firmly planting roots in your couch. I actually don't even plan on standing until it's over. The only thing moving slower than me for the next month will be the action on the pitch.
Sorry, that was a cheap shot. Don't get me wrong, I love the
Beautiful Game, but I also like soccer, and we'd be remiss to ignore it here on our site. Whether you like it or not, you'll be privy to an earful from your co-worker Steve, who is currently sitting at his dining room table, fork and knife in hand, his napkin tucked into his grey t-shirt (which is tucked into his faded dad jeans), salivating at the thought of Cristiano Ronaldo embellishing a foul. Steve will point out how Gregory Campbell continued to play with a broken leg, which is when you can drop the bombshell on your pal Steve that Gregory Campbell is terrible, and that Cristiano Ronaldo's dismembered leg would likely be the 6th or 7th best player in the world, and somehow possess a wicked six pack too. Feel free to rip off your shirt at this point.
If you're looking for a team to support, why not turn to some of your favourite Ottawa Senators? I completely fabricated a story got in touch with the team to find out which country each of them was supporting in the tournament.
