by the Bonk's Mullet Staff
Week 5 was a complete 180 degree turn for the Ottawa Senators. After an ugly three straight losses in week 4, the team crawled back up the standings with three straight victories and now sits just 1 point outside a wildcard playoff spot, or at least that's how we think the playoffs work. Here are some jokes people told on the internet this week:
Columbus: Ottawa 4 - Columbus 1 (Nov. 5)
Chris Neil completes the Chris Neil hat trick with a goal, a fight and three offsides.
- Mike (@gosensgo101) November 6, 2013
@chet_sellers the system is offside
- wayland p redden (@stoolsample) November 6, 2013
"MORE! MORE" screamed lehner, ripping off his pads as the blue jackets fired shot after shot
- Chet Sellers (@chet_sellers) November 6, 2013
#Sens game summary in drawing @RobinLehner pic.twitter.com/HTIGDw8uQr
- Steph (@PuckPossessed) November 6, 2013
Montreal: Ottawa 4 - Montreal 1 (Nov. 7)
Reminder to @ErikKarlsson65 for Thursday: Bell is based out of Montreal. They are responsible for this evil.
— Adnan (@sens_adnan) November 6, 2013
Crazy promotion at the CT Centre tonight: fans look under their seats, if they find a red sticker they're on the hook for a player's salary
— Mike Obrand (@HabsLaughs) November 7, 2013
Re: Eller being upset that Gryba never called him about the hit in the playoffs.
Gryba tried to borrow Karlsson's phone to call Eller, but couldn't get any service. #Bell
— Bonk's Mullet (@BonksMullet) November 8, 2013
Re: Chris Neil leaving with an injury after getting hit in the face with a puck.
@BonksMullet the penalty box?
— Brochenski (@Brochenski) November 8, 2013
Bryan it's ur nephew Tim...Tim MURRAY. U know that new starting goalie ur looking for? *holds phone up to the sound of Rene Bourque crying*
— Brochenski (@Brochenski) November 8, 2013
The Swedes know them well... #ikea pic.twitter.com/0klGfi0Cg6
- Andersenator (@Andersenator) November 8, 2013
BREAKING: lehner announces he will be the first NHL goaltender since 1974 to play without a mask
- Chet Sellers (@chet_sellers) November 8, 2013
Alfie didn't want to leave ottawa, but lehner told him to get out of his house. #lehnerfacts #sens
— James Mullins (@JamesMullins) November 8, 2013
lehner can make bob cole get the names right. #lehnerfacts
— Sens Underground (@sensunderground) November 8, 2013
Lehner makes the restaurant pay when on a date with a woman #LehnerFacts
- Steve On Sens (@SteveOnSens) November 8, 2013
Fixed MT @Senators : The Borocop with the puck from his 1st NHL goal tonight. Retweet to say "Congrats" to Mark! pic.twitter.com/JBrpSUGSbh
— Capital Gains (@Capital_Gains65) November 8, 2013
Florida: Ottawa 3 - Florida 2 (Nov. 9)
@BonksMullet B.Ryan MacUrris line
— ⓢⓒⓞⓣⓣ (@Wham_City) November 9, 2013
Robin Lehner and Krys Barch stare down. NHL dot com has Barch listed at 6"2 210 pounds.... I don't think so. pic.twitter.com/wj7eOAZClo
— Capital Gains (@Capital_Gains65) November 11, 2013
Miscellaneous
@JoNana @LukePeristy Swedish man has fancy staredown. All fire in eyes. None in heart. Would not nod. Would look away. Trust in Anton.
— Anton (@_JustAnton) November 8, 2013
Sure the Sens are in financial issues but stealing another teams equipment.... really Eugene? pic.twitter.com/hdHAxbHMgp
— Capital Gains (@Capital_Gains65) November 7, 2013
Spezza is the like the John Mayer of NHL centers. You can't believe number of people he's been paired with this season.
— The 6th Sens (@6thSens) November 8, 2013
My grocery store is so up-to-date that the Chris Neil picture in the entrance has him wearing a visor. pic.twitter.com/nm5KO9vuFM
— Ian Mendes (@ian_mendes) November 10, 2013
Milan Michalek in Germany: "So this revolutionary surgery will heal my knee 100%?" "Sir, this is a box factory." "Where's my chequebook?"
- DefenseMinister (@DefenseMinister) November 6, 2013
@SensChirp Robin actually knew he was going to be 1st star of the week last Monday. #LehnerFacts
— Ian Mendes (@ian_mendes) November 11, 2013
@BonksMullet @ShawnMcKenzieSN /switches home page to @6thSens
— Ian Mendes (@ian_mendes) November 6, 2013