by Bonk's Mullet Robin Lehner
Hello little persons. I have taken over Bonk blog for tonight. This will teach them lesson for having the same password as me, "Lehnerbestalways." I will summarize the game now.
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| This is warm up face. Thanks to @haveasnack for photo. I will snack on my enemies for you. |
1st Period
- In first minute of the hockey game, Montreal player wakes me up from a nap. This makes me angry.
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| I never sleep with enemy |
- Smith and Gallagher boy both get penalty. What is penalty?
- Andrei Markov player scores a goal past me because teammate deflect the puck. Teammate will pay. For dinner. I am a reasonable man.
- Booby Ryan score a goal in the top half of net. In Sweden, we call this "top ost." Like fine Herrgårdsost.
- CBC calls Bobby Ryan "new Alfie." They are wrong. I am new and old Alfie.
- In intermission, CBC say Lars Eller is mad that Eric Gryba player did not apologize for head hit. Robin Lehner now waits for apology from Lars Eller.
- In intermission, I call my brother, Horst Lehner:
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| He always use all the hot water. |
2nd Period
- Lehner team makes many turnovers, giving Habitants many shots at my net. I save all.
- In the other team zone, Markov pass the rebound right onto stick of Marc Methot man. Inferior Price goaltender looks silly on play.
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| It is best for man to stand up to his enemies, not lay flat on face. |
- Mark Borowiecki score first career goal. I am bored at other end. I draw picture.
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| Ninja Turtles is the favourite cartoon |
- Montreal little player come into my crease. I black out in the rage. The camera technology films my face:
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| But my hair looks sexy good |
3rd Period
- Teammate fighter boy Chris Neil takes puck to the face. He gets bad scar.
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- This is Robin with scar face. Lol ;)
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| It is a joke with word plays. (Thanks to man of honour @Capital_Gains65) |
- Game is boring Robin. Only 34 shots at net from the little people of Montreal. The Lehner's team wins easy.
- Here is selfie I took during the end of game for your enjoyment. I am very happy in hat:
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| They should have call the movie "1" (Thanks to good Twitter friend @Capital_Gains65) |
#LehnerFacts
The silly people of Twitter say facts about Robin. If you want facts, you should have asked Mamma Lehner. She knows me long time since I was child.
Robin Lehner doesn't shower, he bathes in the tears of his enemies. He refills the tub daily. #LehnerFacts
— Luke Peristy (@LukePeristy) November 8, 2013
When @RobinLehner brings home furniture from IKEA it assembles itself #LehnerFacts
— Sens Call-ups (@SensCallUps) November 8, 2013
Robin Lehner has a no-trade clause, Bryan Murray just doesn't know it yet. #LehnerFacts
— Luke Peristy (@LukePeristy) November 8, 2013
Robin Lehner is allowed to play the puck inside the restricted area. #LehnerFacts
— Bonk's Mullet (@BonksMullet) November 8, 2013
Lehner has a 2014 Olympic gold medal at already #LehnerFacts
— SensCity (@TheSensCity) November 8, 2013
When Lehner's Internet goes down, it gets fixed. The first time. #LehnerFacts
— Alicia Strauch (@AliciaS20) November 8, 2013
Alfie didn't want to leave ottawa, but lehner told him to get out of his house. #lehnerfacts #sens
— James Mullins (@JamesMullins) November 8, 2013
lehner can make bob cole get the names right. #lehnerfacts
— Sens Underground (@sensunderground) November 8, 2013
The Minnesota Vikings got their name from #Lehner #LehnerFacts
— Pesky Sens Hockey (@PeskySensHockey) November 8, 2013
His name was Robin Learner, but it had to be changed when he had nothing left to learn. #LehnerFacts
— Steven McGunnigle (@ste_mc_efc) November 8, 2013
He is Patrick Roy's childhood hero #LehnerFacts
— Smeddy (@Sens_Smeddy) November 8, 2013
Robin Lehner has already made it out of the Canadian Tire Centre parking lot. #LehnerFacts
— Bonk's Mullet (@BonksMullet) November 8, 2013
More Internet Pictures
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| I captured his soul. Kevin Lee captured the moment. |
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| I take the helmet of Pardy man. Capital Gains take the picture. |
Summary
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| Thanks to Ryan Classic for final photo picture. |
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