Since U Been Gone - Daniel Alfredsson Edition Friday, November 29, 2013 by Matt Mostrey and the Bonk's Mullet Staff You never know how people will react in emotionally-stressful situations. In late October...
Tweets of the Week - Week 7 Thursday, November 28, 2013 by the Bonk's Mullet Staff Folks, we've got good news and bad news for you today. The bad news is that we're all going to th...
Game Summary - Game 25: Senators @ Capitals - Meet the Washington Capitals Thursday, November 28, 2013 by Chet Sellers We like to have fun here at bonksmullet.com, but sometimes we forget the real objective of this site - education. Take to...
Designs Considered for the Ottawa Senators Heritage Classic Jersey Tuesday, November 26, 2013 by the Bonk's Mullet Staff Lost in the madness of Rogers buying the rights to broadcast every hockey game for the rest of time is the...
Game Summary: Game 24 - Senators and Hurricanes do sports and it was bad Sunday, November 24, 2013 by Bonk's Mullet Coming off a big win on Hockey Night in Canada against a division rival in Detroit, Sunday's 5 PM start against ...
Game Summary - Game 23: Senators @ Red Wings - 5-on-3 Night Saturday, November 23, 2013 by Chet Sellers Folks, ordinarily it's not too hard to find a storyline for a Senators game, no matter who the opponent is. Leafs or ...
Game Summary: Game 22 - Sens Lose to Wild, Heatley Scores, Hockey is Dumb Wednesday, November 20, 2013 By Luke Peristy Tonight's hockey game in Ottawa featured a team on the second night of back-to-back games fresh off a humiliating a...
Weekly Sens Tweets of the Week - Week 6th Week Wednesday, November 20, 2013 by the Bonk's Mullet Staff It may seem like a strange decision to post a "tweets of the week" post on a Wednesday, but it f...
Game Summary: Game 21 - Senators @ Flyers - More Like FRAUD Street Bullies Tuesday, November 19, 2013 by Chet Sellers Nobody knows anything. Exactly one week ago, the Senators, riding a three-game win streak, faced the struggling Philadelp...
Photoshop Game Day Preview- Ottawa @ Philadelphia Tuesday, November 19, 2013 by Capital Gains and Bonk's Mullet It's game day! The Ottawa Senators are in Philadelphia to take on the Flyers tonight. The Sens...
Game Summary: Game 20 - Ottawa loses 4-1 to Bob Rossky Sunday, November 17, 2013 by Bonk's Mullet Bob Rossky Why hello there my pretty little readers. If you're new to the program, I'm Bob Rossky, the num...
Photoshop Game Day Preview- Columbus @ Ottawa Sunday, November 17, 2013 by Capital Gains Following a 4-2 win against the Boston Bruins, the Senators are looking to build on their success against the Columbus B...
Game Summary - Game 19: Senators Secondary Scoring Spurs Success Over Boston Friday, November 15, 2013 By Luke Peristy Remember this past Tuesday afternoon? I do. It was a time filled with hope, and promise, and the opportunity for the...
Photoshop Game Day Preview: Boston @ Ottawa Friday, November 15, 2013 by Kevin Lee Coming off a severe beating by Keshia Chanté the Philadelphia Flyers, the Ottawa Senators look to rebound against the Easte...
Robin Lehner vs. Keshia Chanté Thursday, November 14, 2013 by the Bonk's Mullet Staff The internet is a powerful tool that allows us to do incredible things. It allows family members on opposi...
Game Summary - Game 18: Senators vs. Flyers - Orange is the New . . . Crap Tuesday, November 12, 2013 by Chet Sellers I don't know what it is about the Flyers, man. I don't know if it's their aggressive, hunting-jacket orange u...
Sens Tweets of the Week: Week 5 Tuesday, November 12, 2013 by the Bonk's Mullet Staff Here are all of your previous Tweets of the Week . Week 5 was a complete 180 degree turn for the Otta...
Photoshop Game Day Preview: Philadelphia @ Ottawa Tuesday, November 12, 2013 by Capital Gains Editor's Note: Please welcome Capital Gains as the 5th official member of the BonksMullet.com crew. Gains was scoope...
Ottawa Senators Halloween Power Rankings - November 2013 Monday, November 11, 2013 by Chet Sellers What's this? BONUS power rankings? In the second week of November? About Halloween costumes? Hey man, I don't c...
Game Summary: Sens beat Tim Thomas and the Panthers in only 2 minutes Saturday, November 09, 2013 by Bonk's Mullet A quick glance at Luke Peristy's Eight Types of Ottawa Senators Home Games tells us that Saturday afternoon...
The Eight Types of Ottawa Senators Home Games Friday, November 08, 2013 By Luke Peristy I'm a guy who likes to keep his ear to the ground where the Ottawa Senators are concerned, and lately I've bee...
Game Summary by Robin Lehner: Robin Lehner beats Montreal #LehnerFacts Thursday, November 07, 2013 by Bonk's Mullet Robin Lehner Hello little persons. I have taken over Bonk blog for tonight. This will teach them lesson for having ...
Photoshop Game Day Preview - Montreal returns to Ottawa Thursday, November 07, 2013 By Kevin Lee Thursday's game marks the first time the Ottawa Senators and Montreal Canadiens will meet since the playoff massacre la...
Game Summary - Game 15: Senators vs. Blue Jackets - Lehner vs. Lumbus Tuesday, November 05, 2013 by Chet Sellers Folks, if you're like me, the thing you probably missed the most during last year's lockout-shortened season was ...
Sens Tweets of the Week: Week 4 Tuesday, November 05, 2013 by the Bonk's Mullet staff It was an ugly week for the Senators. The team blew two goal leads two games in a row, and capped the week...
Ottawa Senators Off-Ice Power Rankings - November 2013 Monday, November 04, 2013 by Chet Sellers It's November! And that means that, after months of compiling off-season power rankings, we got to watch the Senato...
Game Summary - Game 14: When you wish upon a shootout loss to the Stars Sunday, November 03, 2013 by Bonk's Mullet Sunday's game against the Stars was a microcosm of the entire Ottawa Senators season so far. The game featured...
Game Summary - Game 13: Islanders vs. Senators - Dream of Kanatransmutation Friday, November 01, 2013 by Chet Sellers Folks, my Word-of-the-Day calendar says today is November 1, which means it's time to "transmute" (verb; ...
The Bonk's Mullet Advanced Stats Series - Part 2 Friday, November 01, 2013 By Luke Peristy Depending on where you like to get your hockey news from, it's possible you may have heard of newfangled hockey stat...