Sens Simile Battle: Crushing kids Jeopardy like...

by Bonk's Mullet

Chet and I went to town with Sens similes last night and it was suggested that we post it as a blog.

We've included a poll at the bottom to decide who "Wore it better."

Note: Make sure you click "Read next page" at the bottom of the Storify window to see the whole thing.

Ask Mullet Mondays: Questions from the Mailbag

by Bonk's Mullet

As BonksMullet.com crawls through its infancy, I've decided to try to start implementing some regular features on the site. "Ask Mullet Mondays" has a nice ring to it, so I thought I'd give that a shot. I realize it's Tuesday now, but expect this to be a recurring feature during the regular season as long as you guys have questions for me. I received a ton of excellent questions on Twitter, so I'll have to stagger answering them over the next few weeks. Here we go!

Elliotte Friedman on Daniel Alfredsson's Departure from the Senators

by Bonk's Mullet

Trying something new here because I think the interview the Team1200 just did with Elliotte Friedman is worth commenting on. Shamelessly stealing this format from the6thSens.com, but I hate those guys anyway. Here's a link to the full interview. My thoughts are in bold.

The Most Action-Packed Day in Senators History?

by Chet Sellers

Bobby Ryan had quite the busy day yesterday – radio interviews in the morning, meet and greets and photo ops in the afternoon, and even a little time to teach our future stars how it’s done, all while navigating through a maze of rabid Senators fans welcoming him to Ottawa on the most humid day of the year. It’s a wonder he still had the mental acuity to figure out how to get in and out of the Kanata Centrum parking lot. But did Bobby have the most action-packed day ever for a Senators player? Let’s look at some other contenders!

How The Sens Marketing Department Has Faded Into A Shadow Of Its Former Self

By SensForLife11 (aka @BringBackLee)

It's clear that the over the past few years that the Sens marketing department has faded into a shadow of its former self. Whether it's due to budgetary reasons or the loss of key members, it has definitely affected the team's game day experience as well as other Ottawa Senators related events and promotions. Amelia over at Silver Seven Sens has written a great article on how she thinks they can turn it around in a hurry. I also previously wrote an article showing how even the season ticket holder perks have gotten worse. However, the focus of this article will be on the aspects that the Sens marketing department have changed in recent years.

Sens Thrift Shopping: A Tale of Two Bloggers

by M. Night Shyamalan's Mullet

There will always be critics of social media. At times it seems like we're slaves to our devices; if we just looked up from our phones for one fleeting moment we'd witness the beauty of the world around us.

But when you're forced to live in Kanata, like the protagonists of our story today, the latter is not a possibility. In hard times, we must turn to social media for those special moments that make life worth living.

On Saturday, July 13th, from the (relative) safety of my own home (I live in Philadelphia), I bore witness to one of the greatest moments in "Sens bloggers go outside" history. Please, get comfortable, take a seat by the fire, and enjoy the story after the break.

Sens Dev Camp: Teach Them To Hate Alfie While They're Young

By SensForLife11 

Ottawa Senators Off-Season Power Rankings - July 2013

by Chet Sellers

It's officially summer here at RBM, where we're trading in our hot toddies for Pernod and soda and our sweater vests for linen button-downs. Fluorescent tank tops? Not on my watch! But summer also means it's time for another installment of our off-season power rankings, where we catalog the goings-on of a bunch of fancy lads who don't have to go to work for a few months. Will we have a new #1 this month? Let's find out!

The Official "Which part of your body would you mutilate if Alfie leaves?" Post

by Bonk's Mullet

If Daniel Alfredsson decides to leave the Ottawa Senators, it's important to be prepared. If you're a Sens fan, it's likely that you have already puked all over yourself after reading that last sentence. Take a moment to clean yourself off.

Your entire emotional sanity is most likely inextricably linked to Alfie's relationship with the community, so it's okay to be scared. What was once laughed at as rumour mongering, it appears to be a real possibility that Alfie might be on his way out the door.

Has Daniel Alfredsson re-signed yet?

by Chet Sellers

No! But don't worry, we've got another EXCLUSIVE here at RBM! It’s an excerpt from negotiations between Daniel Alfredsson and Bryan Murray on a phone call we intercepted via undersea cable!

MURRAY: Listen, let’s not drag this out. Given what you mean to the franchise, and the sacrifices you’ve made in the past, and looking at what guys like Jagr and Selanne make, we’d like to offer you one year at $4.5M. What do you say, does that get us there?