Guest Post: NHL Mock Draft 2013

by Paul (@Sens_Army_)

Bonk's Mullet here. Paul is host to the best avatar on Twitter (give him a follow) and now he's host to the best mock draft posted to this site.

If you've been following him on Twitter, you'll have noticed that he's been attentively keeping track of mock drafts around the league, and he has now put together a version of his own.

Give it a read here.

On that note, if you ever think you have something worthy of being posted on the best website hosted by a sentient Mullet on the internet, tweet me or shoot me an email.

You're the GM of the Ottawa Senators (Results)

by Bonk's Mullet

Hello my faithful Mulletians. It's been a month since I posted my last blog "So you're the GM of the Ottawa Senators... (Reader Poll)". After the craziness that was Sens Money on the Board, I took some time off to get my real life back together. I figured one month of real life was enough.

As I'm sure you've been waiting on the edge of your seat for a month, I won't withhold the results from you for any longer.

The Ottawa Senators UFA All-Star Team

By SensForLife11

I was browsing through this year's unrestricted free agent crop and began to realise that it's a gold mine for the Ottawa Senators! They could assemble a full line of ex-Senators (not including the past season) that could actually hold their own. Let's take a look at this All-Star lineup!

Starting at LW... #13... Vaclav Prospal 

38 Years Old - 2012-2013 Columbus Blue Jackets
Regular Season: 48 GP, 12G 18A

Acquired when the Sens shipped off NHL legend Alexandre Daigle, Prospal turned out to be one of the Sens' consistent scorers during the late '90s. However, after letting him go during the 2000-2001 season, Prospal exploded for a career high 80 points in 2005-06 with the Tampa Bay Lightning. This past season he showed that he's still got game. Wouldn't it be great to bring him back and give you the excuse to buy this incredible jersey?

Ray Emery Has Won The Stanley Cup, Deal With It

By SensForLife11

Thanks to @Julie_Sensweety for providing the screen capture of this epic moment!

Also, be sure to check out the charity raffle we're running to raise funds for the Sens Foundation as a continuing part of the SensMotB campaign here. You can win a JGP or Giroux autographed photo!

Which Country Makes The Best Senators?

by Chet Sellers

Is all this talk about next year’s Olympic hockey rosters getting you So-chi-arged up thinking about which NHL stars will be selected to play for their countries? What if we did the same thing . . . with the Senators? Let’s find out!

"Alfie" Canadian Tire Commercial

By SensForLife11

With the Ottawa Senators set to announce ScotiaBank Place being renamed to "The Canadian Tire Centre", they decided to rehash a classic commercial in honour of Ottawa Senators captain Daniel Alfredsson.

The Best Senators Draft Class Ever?

by Chet Sellers

Cup finals? What now? Here at RBM, we’re not lookin’ at you dudes, we’re lookin’ past you, and that means it’s time to look ahead to the draft. But before we look ahead, let’s look back!

The Ottawa Senators GIF of the Year

by SensForLife11

We here at BonksMullet.com are trying to decide on the Sens GIF of the year. We've managed to narrow it down to 16 of our favourites. We are leaving it up to you, our readers, to vote using our prepared bracket to determine the winner.

Ottawa Senators GIF of the Year: Top 2

by SensForLife11

We here at BonksMullet.com are trying to decide on the Sens GIF of the year. We've managed to narrow it down to 16 of our favourites. We are leaving it up to you, our readers, to vote using our prepared bracket to determine the winner.

Ottawa Senators Off-Season Power Rankings - June 2013

by Chet Sellers

The end of the Senators’ season doesn’t have to mean the end of Senators analysis; if anything, it’s a time to shine for guys like me who know very little about actual hockey. Heck, I’m still trying to get my head around concepts like Corgi and Stanwyck (Stanwyck Close? Yes please!). So we’re debuting a new feature here, where we take a look at who’s having the best off-season based on their tweets, feats, and in some cases, grilled meats. Silly? Sure. Creepy? You decide. Serious analysis? Let’s go!

Ottawa Senators GIF of the Year: Top 4

by SensForLife11

We here at BonksMullet.com are trying to decide on the Sens GIF of the year. We've managed to narrow it down to 16 of our favourites. We are leaving it up to you, our readers, to vote using our prepared bracket to determine the winner.

Ottawa Senators GIF of the Year: Top 8 - Group B

by SensForLife11

We here at BonksMullet.com are trying to decide on the Sens GIF of the year. We've managed to narrow it down to 16 of our favourites. We are leaving it up to you, our readers, to vote using our prepared bracket to determine the winner.

2013 Year in Review

by Chet Sellers

I can't write, you know. I went to a state school. So I'm not going to try and summarize the Senators' 2013 season in prose - there are smarter guys who can do that. What I can do, as someone who was a pretty successful Carolina shag DJ in the early 1960s, is summarize the season in sound. And here it is.

Ottawa Senators GIF of the Year: Top 8 - Group A

by SensForLife11

We here at BonksMullet.com are trying to decide on the Sens GIF of the year. We've managed to narrow it down to 16 of our favourites. We are leaving it up to you, our readers, to vote using our prepared bracket to determine the winner.

Marc Methot Play With AJ Interview Transcript

by SensForLife11

Marc Methot was recently on MTV Canada to chat with Aliya Jasmine on Play With AJ. Here's a transcript of the interview which can be found here:

AJ: So let's start by talking about the locker room DJ.

Methot: Right now we're in a weird transition period. I think it's sort of between Chris Neil, Erik Karlsson and I'm sort of sneaking my way in there right now.

AJ: What are you playing, like what's your go to?

Methot: Karl loves his house music. All the Swedes love the house music. So you got the country guys, you got the hip hop/rock guys. So I try to bring it all.