by BonksMullet
Join me as I tread unknown waters: from the airport, to TV interviews, to behind the scenes action at the game.
Thanks to @Brochenski (a must-follow) for that headline. I will be updating this blog throughout the day. Be sure to check back frequently.
4:45 PM: Not sure how active I'll be online at the game, but stay tuned for a special photo or two. Come say hi in section 104 row K!
4:40 PM: About to leave for the game. Pre-#Rihannaing jitters are taking over. I knew I shouldn't have skipped my usual pre-game meal:
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| You can take the man out of Philly, but you can never take the irreversible damage to your arteries and general well-being out of the man |
2:30 PM: Interview with 1310 news. If Latendresse were to ask me if I was getting any press today, this would be my response:
@marioch66 more than you— Gui Latendresse (@thetender73) April 29, 2013
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| Good to be back in Canada for some Creemore! |
12:10 PM: People at the airport must have been so disappointed when a TV crew plus Sens fans waiting around in jerseys resulted in nothing but some skinny dude with bad posture.
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| The camera man was a Habs fan and therefore incompetent. #CameramanSucks |
12:00 PM: Reunited with the whole mullet family! I am a super Sens.
11:30 AM: Wait. So you're saying they don't have separate lines at customs for Twitter parody accounts?Super sens and Eric Doty arrives at the Ottawa airport for tonight's game #cbcott #gosens twitter.com/abmacbc/status…— Sandra Abma (@abmacbc) May 22, 2013
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| Missed that maple leaf - on a red background that is |
11:00 AM: Approximately 3 Zdeno Charas above sea level.
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| Take that Chris Hadfield |
10:00 AM: Skymall offers a lot of excellent choices for an aspiring young mullet. I pulled the trigger and got myself one of these bad boys:
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| I hope there's a setting to go light on the top. |
9:15 AM: The plane has arrived at the gate. It's the Cory Conacher of planes.
9:00 AM: Just made it to my gate on time, only to learn that the plane is going to be 25 minutes late, much like the Ottawa Senators every night. #peskyPlane
8:45 AM: I made it through security without a hitch. In fact, they didn't even scan me. Turns out they're not big on patting down passengers who aren't wearing pants.
8:00 AM: My cab driver did not have appropriate change. I followed the lead of my hockey idols and gave him a solid donkey punch to the back of the head.
7:25 AM: Thanks to @DJCS0 for coining the official hashtag of the day: #BonksBack I've decided to go with #OttaBonk, as suggested by @wtyky. #HomewardBonk was also considered.
7:00 AM: Same essentials packed as last time: Socks, underwear, and a Sens jersey.
7:00 AM: Same essentials packed as last time: Socks, underwear, and a Sens jersey.
6:50 AM: No human should ever have to wake up this early. Luckily I am but a simple head of hair and immune to human shortcomings like "being tired." Just ask Alfie's mop.