Ottawa Senators GIF of the Year: Top 16 - Group D

by SensForLife11

We here at BonksMullet.com are trying to decide on the Sens GIF of the year. We've managed to narrow it down to 16 of our favourites. We are leaving it up to you, our readers, to vote using our prepared bracket to determine the winner.

Ottawa Senators GIF of the Year: Top 16 - Group C

by SensForLife11

We here at BonksMullet.com are trying to decide on the Sens GIF of the year. We've managed to narrow it down to 16 of our favourites. We are leaving it up to you, our readers, to vote using our prepared bracket to determine the winner.

Marc Methot Already Dying of Boredom

by SensForLife11

Having recently been eliminated from the Stanley Cup Playoffs, Marc Methot has found out (like the rest of us) how hard it is to fill up all those extra hours in a day without hockey.

You may remember the Marc Methot GIF immediately after the Sens clinched a playoff position. Well he may have one upped himself with this one!

Ottawa Senators GIF of the Year: Top 16 - Group B

by SensForLife11

We here at BonksMullet.com are trying to decide on the Sens GIF of the year. We've managed to narrow it down to 16 of our favourites. We are leaving it up to you, our readers, to vote using our prepared bracket to determine the winner.

Who Should Bryan Murray Target Via Trade?

by Chet Sellers

It’s no secret Bryan Murray is looking to upgrade the Senators offense over the off-season.  But with free agent pickings looking relatively weak, who are the players Murray should pursue via trade, and what will it take to land them? I’ve taken a look around the league and I think I have the answers. Let’s find out what they are!

Ottawa Senators GIF of the Year: Top 16 - Group A

by SensForLife11

We here at BonksMullet.com are trying to decide on the Sens GIF of the year. We've managed to narrow it down to 16 of our favourites. We are leaving it up to you, our readers, to vote using our prepared bracket to determine the winner.

So you're the GM of the Ottawa Senators... (Reader Poll)

by Radek Bonk's Mullet

Congratulations! You've successfully fulfilled your lifelong dream of becoming the GM of the Ottawa Senators, and all it took was a few well-placed bear traps. Unfortunately, every other Bonk's Mullet reader has also won the same title. It's up to you to collectively decide the fate of every unrestricted free agent and restricted free agent on the team.

An inside look at items left behind at Ottawa Senators locker clean out day

by Radek Bonk's Mullet

With the team holding their locker clean out day on Monday, I able to sneak in to the room while the players were distracted by the media. I was able to sneak a peak at the items left behind by the players in their respective lockers. The following is a comprehensive list of what I found.

Summer with the Senators

by Chet Sellers

One of the great things about starting a blog is that you’re pretty much an accredited member of the media right away, with all the status, access, and sodium intake of the traditional outlets. So when the Senators organization called and asked if I was interested in attending locker clean-out day, my answer was an unqualified yes. And as a fresh voice in the staid world of hockey journalism, I intended to ask the bold question others wouldn’t, namely, “what are you doing this summer?”

The 2013 Ottawa Senators Twitter Awards

by SensForLife11

Conn Smythe Trophy - Awarded to the most valuable tweeter during the playoffs
Sens Mile (@sensmile)

The Sens finally won a round, meaning Sens Mile got to be loud and proud for the first time in six years! Just take a look at the picture and video below!

Source: Ottawa Citizen

Infographic: 10 Highlights From The 2012-2013 Season

by SensForLife11

Now What?

by Chet Sellers

As a Senators fan, even if you can hold your head up high after a season that defied all the odds, today still probably feels glummer than your prom night. But don’t worry – there’s still lots to look forward to this summer! What, you ask? Let’s find out!

Radek Bonk's Mullet #Rihannaing

by SensForLife11

This may be the greatest post to ever appear here on BonksMullet.com. Two genuine GIFs of the man himself, Radek Bonk's Mullet #Rihannaing!

Round 2 Game 4 Highlights

by SensForLife11

Here are your GIF highlights from Round 2 Game 4... 

#freealfredsson

by Chet Sellers

Daniel Alfredsson has been taken to task for his comments following game 4, where he suggested the Senators have little chance to rebound from a 3-1 deficit against the Pittsburgh Penguins.  But is that fair? Let’s find out!

CAPITAL MANES: Part 2 - My experience as a special guest at game 4

by Radek Bonk's Mullet

Unlike Cory Conacher and Guillaume Latendresse, I was lucky enough to be in attentance for game 4 in Ottawa. Thanks to the success of the Sens Money on the Board campaign, I was invited by the Sens Foundation as a special guest to the game.

Here's part 1 of my journey, which goes up until I left for the game. 

Not included in my last post was my interview with CBC. Apparently it was a slow news day. Read up on the rest of adventures after the break.

Bonk's Mullet and Sens Nation present: #MulletNation - A game 5 meet-up for Sens fans

by Bonk's Mullet

Attention Ottawa Senators fans:

This Friday, come watch game 5 with me, @SensNation, and others. This event is partially to raise funds for the Sens Money on the Board campaign, but mostly just to scream at the television together, with or without pants.

Operation "Get Mullet's Autograph" - A Journey In Pictures

by SensForLife11

Everyone knows Radek Bonk's Mullet, the famous Senators Twitter personality who is being constantly hounded by the local media thanks to his work with #SensMotB.

CELEBRITY!!!

Stay Classy Sens Fans

by SensForLife11

Unfortunately in sports, blowout losses in the playoffs can bring the worst out in the home crowd. Fans of the opposition can find themselves the target of angry and potentially drunk home fans. I witnessed this myself with the Sens finding themselves on the wrong side of a 7-3 scoreboard.

CAPITAL MANES: Live Blog of Bonk's Mullet's return to Ottawa

by BonksMullet

Join me as I tread unknown waters: from the airport, to TV interviews, to behind the scenes action at the game.

Thanks to @Brochenski (a must-follow) for that headline. I will be updating this blog throughout the day. Be sure to check back frequently.

A Thank You Letter to Sens Fans: The Chronicles of Mullet

by Bonk's Mullet

I couldn't be more proud to announce that the pledges to Sens Money on the Board have eclipsed $10,000. This post is here to offer a huge, heartfelt thanks to everyone who has helped out in any way. I'll also be keeping a live blog of my many adventures throughout the day at bonksmullet.com, so be sure to check that out. I've cross-posted this on silversevensens.com to be sure everyone sees my thank you.

Somebody pinch me.

My life has made anything but sense in the last few months. I thought moving to Philadelphia would loosen my ties to Ottawa, but as it turns out, it's done anything but that. About six weeks ago, I started writing for silversevensens.com. My first article was featured on Sportsnet's website. The crew at S7 told me I'd never be able to follow that up. I had to agree with them.

Which Sens Forwards Are Best at Driving Possession During The Playoffs

By SensForLife11

Thanks to Behind The Net and Stats.HockeyAnalysis, two advanced statistics websites, we can now take a closer look at players' performances game to game without using traditional stats. One of the most commonly used advanced stats is Corsi, which you can essentially call shot differential +/-. It takes into account any shots (including missed and blocked) directed towards the net. I've compiled the CF% of the Senators forwards for each game in the playoffs thus far and placed them in a chart. To keep things clean I've divided them into two groups consisting of the top 6 and bottom 6 forwards.

A Brief History of Ottawa Senators Goaltenders

By Chet Sellers

Following a 49-save performance in Game 3, and a season in which he’s put the team on his back nearly every time he’s taken the ice (.941 sv%, 1.69 GAA regular season; .940, 2.17 in the playoffs), it’s fair to ask the question – is Craig Anderson the best Senators goalie ever? Let’s find out!

(trigger warning: post contains graphic video of Senators playoff losses)

Bonk's Mullet's Radio Debut: Interview with CBC All in a Day

by Bonk's Mullet

Right before game 2 in Pittsburgh, I huddled into a corner of the Consol Energy Center to have a chat with CBC's Alan Neal. The audio is below. This was my first ever live radio interview, but I think I made a decent debut. I'll let you determine if it's Pageau-like or not.

I'll also be on both CTV and CBC Ottawa's news broadcasts before game 4, so be sure to watch for that.  Enjoy!

The Sens Would Make A Good Soccer Team

by SensForLife11

Stick tap to @BFM987 for the idea.

What Colin Greening learned to get his Vokoun degree - by @ProcDaddy

This gem comes to us from @ProcDaddy. He was kind enough to let us share this on the blog. Give him a follow on Twitter. (Click the image to enlarge).

Colin Greening - Tough!

By Chet Sellers

Colin Greening, with three goals in three games, has been the Senators’ best forward in their second-round series with Pittsburgh. His toughness was also on full display last night, as he scored the game winning goal in double-overtime with blood and chunks of fiberglass falling out of his cheek like balls in a pachinko machine.

But how much do you really know about the toughness of playoff hero Colin Greening? Let’s find out! And remember, these are all REAL facts – none of that Chuck Norris BS!

Round 2 Game 3 Highlights

by SensForLife11

Here are some of the top highlights of the Senators 2-1 OT victory in GIF form. 

Colin Greening Puts It Away In OT and Bryan Murray F-Bombs

by SensForLife11

Check out a set of four GIFs highlighting the Colin Greening OT winner!

Hey guys, it's Chet

The international blogging debut of Twitter enigma Chet Sellers

THE PHONE RANG. How he got the number I’ll never know.

“Chet, I need your help extending my personal brand.” He sounded like he’d been awake for days.

“Your real one, or your online one?”

“I don’t even know the difference any more. This must be how Lady Gaga feels.”

 “Of course.”

“I’ve taken the irreversible step of starting a blog, Chet. It’s like Twitter, but a lot longer, and you have to convince people on Twitter to open a new tab to read it.”

“I’m in, but only if I can work for free.”

“I insist on it, Chet. This vanilla Stoli doesn’t buy itself.”

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Introducing the Bonk's Mullet Dream Team: Kevin Lee and Chet Sellers

by Bonk's Mullet

Welcome our newest writers to the blog

It's been an exciting week. First, I was offered to be flown to Ottawa for game 4 for my work with Sens Money on the Board. Second came the launch of bonksmullet.com. After attending the game in Pittsburgh yesterday, I couldn't have imagined I'd have any more news to come out this week. 

Today, in advance of game 3 I'm proud to announce the addition of two Twitter superstars to the blog. Introducing: Kevin Lee and Chet Sellers. Also be sure to check out Chet's first article.

Pittsbonk: A photo diary of game 2 in Pittsburgh

by Bonk's Mullet

On Friday (and Saturday because adult beverages came between me and my blog on Friday night) I kept a live blog of the day's events as I traveled from Philly to Pittsburgh for game 2 of the Sens-Pens series. If you missed it, here's the blog.

Today I thought I'd share with you the visuals of the game. I warn you that some images may be shocking to some viewers, as I do not actually have a mullet, and at no point am I pantsless. I apologize for this.

Pittsbonk: A live blog of my journey to game 2.

by Bonk's Mullet

Hey sports fans. Welcome to my new site. I apologize that the site currently is about as stylish as a mullet, but I promise I didn't mean to make the rest of the internet look bad on purpose.

Join me today on my journey to Pittsburgh for game 2.

BonksMullet.com - Under Construction

Well hello there sports fans. You have found your way to the best Sens blog run by a novelty haircut on the whole internet. Pat yourself on the back for that. I apologize that the site is pretty ugly at this point. I'm working on that. I would say I'm working out the kinks, but without the kinks, there would be nothing left. Hence this warning sign:

Blogs Published at silversevensens.com

Until I find out whether or not I can re-host my blogs from silversevensens.com, here's a list of all the blogs I've published so far. They have jokes in them. Read them.

1. An NHL Ice Rink Broken Down: Ottawa Senators Edition (Best of'd by SB Nation)
2. #Rihannaing: The Newest Trend for Ottawa Senators Fans
3. The Other Ottawa Senators Considered for the Masterton Trophy
4. 2013 NHL Playoffs: Burning Questions for a Habs Fan

Thanks for reading! (I need a catch phrase)

Radek Bonk's Mullet